"The Last Song hits the big bong ... early on[.]"
                           Bangor Daily News  (Maine)
"The film is engineered to entice... everyone else."
                                                                                                 "If you laid... Sparks, ... Cyrus, ... and simultaneously ... a surly teen (and piano prodigy) who’s forced to ... with her divorced father Steve (Greg Kinnear), her old keyboard  teacher, at his Georgia beachfront home[,] ... while her younger brother  Jonah (ultra-cutesy Bobby Coleman) idolizes the old man ..., [t]hen there’s the romance."
                                                                                                 
"The film is engineered to entice... everyone else."

