Dewey Defeats Woman.
How could any man turn down the thought of more passionate kisses like this one?
"Yessssssssssssssssssssss, I'm going to drink the whole thing. This pitcher is my date tonight. Leave."
"C'mon. Whaddya say, eh? C'moooooooonnn. Ehhh? Ehhhhhhhhh??"
Hypnosis does not work over the internet. Nice try, though.