"So let me get this straight: We've ALL boned Meryl Streep's character? Even the kid? Even the half-black guy in the all-bad suit? EVEN COLIN FIRTH?!"
"There might not be anything as utterly... fun[.]"
"[I]t's kind of an impressive mess."
"The costumes look..., the choreography is..., and the cinematography's... real[.]"
"The year's most aggressive chick[s]... score... irresistibly.... [L]ike peaches in cottage cheese. "
"I honestly wanted to be a 'Dancing Queen'."
"[L]ike cotton candy, unsubstantial, brightly colored, way too sweet, and ultimately... meaningful.... Plus it might just make you just[.]"
"Haritomeno kai akros diaskedastiko panigyri elahistopoiimenis kinimatografikotitas, me aboli skinothesia periorismenis horografikis kai allis dimioyrgikotitas, se koyrastika kleisto optiko pedio (logiko, gia na pantreyontai to miso stoyntiako plastiko yli."