"It may be too late for you two, but I'm getting out of this movie while I still have a career! "
"The hell you are, Green! You're gonna be my son in Wild Hogs 2!"
"Old Dogs is -- quite simply... filmmaking."
"This... comedy tests the limits of... the crotch a movie can show, or an audience can absorb."
"[F]ew people are making movies like Old Dogs."
"Is any of it believable for even one moment? Of course[.]"
"[E]ndlessly, excruciatingly [f]un-funny [can]non-comedy[.]"
"Old Dogs isn't the absolute worst movie[.]"
