Wednesday, June 11, 2008

CMI: Sex And The City

The critics may not know art, but they know what they like: Sex.
Also, the city.
And the television show and movie Sex And The City!

He's the "Sex".

"I spent most of the film's 148 minutes just wanting to [...] these women."

"I walked into the theatre hoping for a nice evening and came out[.]"

"[F]eels like watching... shoe love[.]"

Sunday, June 8, 2008

CMI: Don't Mess With The Zohan

Slight formatting change! Easier to read? No? Who cares? It's easier to compile.

I don't know what's going on here. Some sort of Jew shot put, apparently.

"Judd Apatow continues his quest to... comedy... through it."

"[I]t really isn't stupid..."
Film School Rejects

"[O]ther ideas...were rejected in favor of this one, on the grounds of being too lame."
Seattle Times

"Flabby,... thinly-covered penises[.]"

"There are almost enough... oversized penis[es]."
Philadelphia Weekly

"[T]he movie... exists only to display the Sandler's [deliciously lickable] biceps."

"A 2-hour opus of sex, sex, sex, sex, sex and more sex."