CMI: Sex And The City

The critics may not know art, but they know what they like: Sex.
Also, the city.
And the television show and movie Sex And The City!

He's the "Sex".

"I spent most of the film's 148 minutes just wanting to [...] these women."

Beth Accomando

KPBS.org

"I walked into the theatre hoping for a nice evening and came out[.]"

Anthony Lane

New Yorker

"[F]eels like watching... shoe love[.]"

Carol Cling

Las Vegas Review-Journal

"Sex... good."

Matt Stephens

E! Online

CMI: Don't Mess With The Zohan

Slight formatting change! Easier to read? No? Who cares? It's easier to compile.

I don't know what's going on here. Some sort of Jew shot put, apparently.

"Judd Apatow continues his quest to... comedy... through it."

Tony Medley

Tolucan Times

"[I]t really isn't stupid..."

Kevin Carr

Film School Rejects

"[O]ther ideas...were rejected in favor of this one, on the grounds of being too lame."

Moira MacDonald

Seattle Times

0/4

"Flabby,... thinly-covered penises[.]"

James Berardinelli

ReelViews

"There are almost enough... oversized penis[es]."

Sean Burns

Philadelphia Weekly

"[T]he movie... exists only to display the Sandler's [deliciously lickable] biceps."

Stephen Hunter

Washington Post

"A 2-hour opus of sex, sex, sex, sex, sex and more sex."

Willie Waffle

WaffleMovies.com