Most human men would question the wisdom a woman photographing herself from an angle which makes her cheekbones appear larger than her breasts... but she's not out to impress human males...
Her target audience.
You know what's really scary? The door she's standing in front of is the only way out of that room.
Sorry, boys. Taken.
"What do you mean, 'What am I doing on a dating site?' I just want to find someone to... oh, you're looking at the suit and the flowers and the woman who has been entirely cropped out except for her hand -- you think I'm getting marr--? Ha ha! No, no, no. This is... something else. Something else entirely. So... where you from?"
The Canadian Special Forces:You can't even tell that they've been covertly operating in southern New Mexico since 9/11.
Neither can they.
They think it is Afghanistan.
They do not speak Spanish.
...and hating it.
Heyyyyy... wait a minute...!Those two huge things on her chest...?
Those can't be her real hands!
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