Wednesday, August 20, 2008

CMI: The Rocker

Why so serious?


"[T]he audience and the cast... deserve... the movie[.]"

"It sort of gurgles[.]"

"A wealth of creative talent can't alter the fact that Rocker is ... fun[.]"

"[H]ow... it rips[!]"

Detroit News
"[T]his is essentially a film[.]"

Friday, August 15, 2008

Snark Attack! - Canadian Coeds


Beer in one hand... and the less said about the other hand, the better.



...on the inside.


"hi"


"Hi, my name is Doug..."
'...and you will never find me.'

CMI: Clone Wars

Of course, with his aim, he'll end up impregnating Yoda.


"George Lucas is turning into... fun."
Entertainment Weekly

"[T]here are... almost... performances, some tin... and a few moments of corn[.]"
Deseret News, Salt Lake City

"There's still plenty of fun to be had...[;] it never escapes.... So long as you don't approach it..., you'll stand a better chance of enjoying it."
Channel 4 Film

"Ziro is the most.... He’s also the best[.]"
Time Out

"George Lucas' desire to suck... has led to a roaring... afterthought."
TheMovieBoy.com

"[T]he finest.... underpants released this[.]"