Originally posted on Xanga 2/28/2008

Time for another plunge into the depths of internet dating desperation. Hold your nose! (All names are made up.)


Meredith

My husband is going through his midlife crisis and doesn't know what he wants!!! Right now I'm looking for friends, but who knows where that might lead??

For God's sake, SKIRT DOWN!!


Pam

This one weirds me out. That is NOT a come-hither look. That is a terrifying leer, a sickening stare into the very heart of the viewer. That's what her look says to me. That or, "Hey, it's tits! Eh? What more do you want? WHAT?? I HAVE NOTHING ELSE!"


Joan

HI, i am 42 years of age, but don't look or act it.

No, you look it.


Beverly

"Wanna come back to my place?"she says. "Of course, it's just a little hole-in-the-wall."
You laugh, politely, thinking she's not serious. Take a swig of your drink, say, "Sure thing, baby," then go home to her FILTHY HOVEL with her FOUR CHILDREN and her HUSBAND! Congratulations, you got DATE-PWNED!


Ping

I FEAR ONLY GOD,HONEST IS NON NEGIOTIABLE

Ooooooooookay. Well, now I fear you.



Ursula

I only included this one because of the weird, seemingly artificial shading going on at the bottom of the photo. What exactly is going on down there that she doesn't want us to see? "Eyes on the boobies! Pay no attention to the horrors that lurk below!"


Teena

I am 5.5height, 23yrs.old and I weigh 50 lb.

So, does she want a date or a meal?



Katya

I wish to meet especial the man.

So, I suppose that's Especial the cat?



Vladmir

I am single russian woman?

Well, if you don't know I'm not going to risk it.


Wirma

Iam nice and kind woman,I like life of all worm


Nuff said.


Madeline

I am divorced but I hope to find a man for serious relations.

She's not kidding around. That smile is just for courtesy. The actual relations will be joyless, uncomfortable, and in every other way completely Russian.